This is date night circa 2015

Fun night out with the girlfriend

- I've been crabbing about this kind of thing for about 6 years now... it's been going on longer than that but these days it's like an epidemic.  This is a date night for two young people in Omaha, Nebraska circa 2015.  I remember being young and in love and not being able to take my eyes off my girl. Forget about being handsy.  I imagine they're flirting with each other SnatchChat or some other mindless mobile app. Reminds me of that move with hot young Sandra Bullock and Sylvester Stallone having virtual sex. At least they could look at each other.